Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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