I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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