"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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