Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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