im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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