put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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