Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
should my penis look like a turkey
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
