i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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