is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
