he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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