i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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