All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
oh god the rape fog is back!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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