Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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