fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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