do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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