Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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