is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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