if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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