So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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