I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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