dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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