I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My hand turned me down
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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