He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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