I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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