Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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