I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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