didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
