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I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just high enough for therapy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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