My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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