just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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