listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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