apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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