But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm at about main and main street
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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