Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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