can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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