if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She is in my trunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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