I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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