this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
only you would photoshop your dick
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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