Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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