I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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