Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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