the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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