The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
it's like iHOP with fire
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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