You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We had to coat check the pizza.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
