i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
