So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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