i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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