All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Pooping to opera.
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