She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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