I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
