So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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