I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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