Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
