Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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