did you get engaged???
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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