Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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